** Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch & you'll have to pee.
** Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, or screw, when dropped will
roll to the least accessible corner.
** Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.
** Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy signal & someone always answers.
** Variation Law - If you change waiting lines or traffic lanes, the
one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now
(works every time).
** Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
** Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you
know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want
to be seen with.
** Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
*** Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
**** Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people
whose seats are furthest from the aisle always arrive last. They are
the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food,
beer, or the toilet, & who leave early. The folks in the aisle seats
come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies &
stay to the bitter end of the performance.Aisle people also are very
surly folk.
*** The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the
coffee is cold.
*** Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker
room, they will have adjacent lockers.
*** Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly
sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the
newness & cost of the carpet or rug.
*** Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know
what you are talking about.
*** Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
*** Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
*** Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you
find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
*** Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go
to the doctor,and by the time you get there you'll feel better. But
don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
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