Wisconsin, according to Jeff Foxworthy:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Wisconsin.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Wisconsin.
If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Wisconsin.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Wisconsin.
If "vacation" means going anywhere North of Milwaukee for the weekend, you may live in Wisconsin.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Wisconsin.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Wisconsin.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Wisconsin.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Wisconsin.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Wisconsin.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Wisconsin.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Wisconsin.
If the speed limit on the highway is 70 mph, you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Wisconsin.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Wisconsin.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in Wisconsin.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Wisconsin.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Wisconsin.
If you actually understand these jokes, you definitely do live - or have lived - in Wisconsin
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