Fun on the Web March 21, 2012 Toasts

Found these amazing toasts here:
http://blog.fab.com/post/19305559051/sale-spotlight-fferrone-design

For drinking with coworkers:
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
(Oscar Wilde)

For drinking with friends:
My friends are the best friends
Loyal, willing and able.
Now let’s get to drinking!
All glasses off the table!
(old Irish toast)

For drinking with your crush:
Here’s to your discretion!
(unknown)

For drinking with literary types:
The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk they’re sober.
(William Butler Yeats)

For drinking with religious types (and carboloaders):
Eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart.
(Ecclesiastes 9:10)

For drinking with Friends of Dorothy (and martini lovers):
I love to drink martinis.
Two at the very most.
Three I’m under the table.
Four I’m under the host!
(Dorothy Parker)

For drinking with friends who like to say, “Awwwww!”:
There are good ships, and wood ships,
And ships that sail at sea.
But the best ships are friendships,
And may they always be.
(old Irish toast)

For drinking with newlyweds who love conceptual furniture:
May your wedding night be like a kitchen table—all legs and no drawers!
(old Irish toast)

For drinking with Jay Z and Kanye West:
May all of your pain be champagne!
(Kanye West)

For drinking with Julie Andrews…or Homer Simpson:
Doh…the stuff that buys me beer
Ray…the guy that sells me beer
Me…the guy who drinks the beer
Far…a long way to the bar
So…I’ll have another beer
La…And maybe one more beer
Tea…No thanks, I’m drinking beer
That will bring us back to…Doh!
(unknown)

For drinking with everyone! (Everyone who loves beer, at least):
For every wound, a balm.
For every sorrow, cheer.
For every storm, a calm.
For every thirst, a beer.
(unknown)



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