"Not so task-oriented. Not a work horse. If you're looking for a Clydesdale I'm probably not your man. Like I don't live to work, it's more the other way around. I work to live. Incidentally, what's your policy on Columbus Day?" Here are the days we should get off work but don't:
1. Columbus Day (October 12) - the guy discovered the new world!
2. Monday After Super Bowl - every person in the English speaking world is watching it until 1 am with a beer (or case of beer) in hand
3. Victory Over Japan Day (August 15) - we should honor every man who's ever fought for our freedoms
4. Sumer Solstice (June 21) - its the longest day of the year (counting sunlight)... who wants to be stuck in the office all day
5. Season Finale of American Idol - this should be a national party day - people should wake up and start drinking by noon
6. Valentine's Day - if we are going to have this Hallmark holiday designed for women, give the men something, LIKE A DAY OFF
7. iPhone Day (June 29, 2007) - the day apple releases the infamous iPhone. AT&T stores have already hired thousands of temporary workers to account for the floods of people
8. Black Friday - (the day after Thanksgiving) everyone uses their float day to take the day off work, so why not just make it official and give everyone the PTO
Read more: http://www.listafterlist.com/tabid/57/listid/7501/Holidays++Events/Top+10+Holidays+We+Dont+Have+Off++BUT+SHOULD.aspx#ixzz1lDrKkVAX
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